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[ Pobierz całość w formacie PDF ] are orders that must be obeyed! There are apples that must be eaten!" She thrust the basket forward. Wuntvor could smell the apples now; they were almost beneath his nose. They smelled very sweet, almost sickeningly so, as if their green skins were made of sugar. As sweet as they were, though, he wanted one. He couldn't remember the last time he had eaten. Then again, he couldn't remember a lot of things. His mouth started to water. 148 "Why don't you take an apple?" the old woman demanded. "Just one small bite, a few seconds, and it will be over. I think I deserve at least that much, after all I've done for you." She tried to smile encouragement. It didn't work. She sighed, a scowl once again dominating her face. "You force me to become personally involved in one of my own fairy stories, just so I might rescue my kingdom from the damage this sleeping wolf has done! I have never spent so much time fooling around with my stories--and you know I am a Fairy Tale Professional!" She paused, doing her best to control her temper. "I suppose you have done things for me as well. Heaven knows, you have opened new vistas, new possibilities in which I might ply my traditional tales. I am grateful for that much. Heaven knows I've never been able to call upon Death the way you seem able to. But I think it is time for those possibilities I keep seeing to become fairy tale reality--Now!" She stared at the lad, and her eyes seemed to glow with a cold, green fire, much the same color as the shining apples. "Think handsome prince," she whispered. Wuntvor began to sweat. "Um--," he managed. "Indeed?" Mother Duck laughed sourly. "Still you resist me. Can't you see that it is hopeless? I am the supreme ruler of all I survey. Once you enter my kingdom, you are mine. For as long as I want you, you are mine, even if that is the rest of your life." The green glow in her eyes intensified. Wuntvor couldn't look away. He found his lips and tongue moving of their own volition. "Once upon--," the lad began. "Ow!" Somehow, his sword had slapped him in the thigh. Wuntvor looked down at his weapon. "Don't look at her!" the sword demanded. "I guarantee you, it'll lead to bloodshed!" "That does it!" Mother Duck raged. "You seem to have some sort of incredible dumb luck that always saves you. Well, it won't save you this time! Eternal Apprentice or no, you are going to eat one of my apples!" She swung the basket behind her, as if getting ready to fling the fruit in Wuntvor's face. So intent was she on her retribution, though, that she did not notice that the dragon had somehow 149 maneuvered his great bulk directly behind her. The great reptile caught the swinging basket deftly between his formidable teeth, tipping the wicker just so, allowing the five remaining apples to slide down his gullet. "What?" Mother Duck stared at her empty basket in disbelief. "Gone? Every one of my delicious, very special apples gone?" She glared at Wuntvor. "You will not escape my wrath this easily! Wait right there! I will be back as soon as I reload!" There was a substantial crash as the dragon fell behind her. The huge reptile began to snore loudly. Mother Duck grumbled under her breath as she stormed off around the sleeping lizard. "Well," the sword in Wuntvor's hand said, "I guess we showed her." "Indeed," the lad answered, still not quite sure what he had done. "What do we do now?" "Hmmm," the sword considered. "Well, now that Mother Duck's gone, I suppose I can resume the introductions. I, incidentally, am called Cuthbert. In case you forget again, my name is tastefully inscribed on the side of my blade. You had forgotten, hadn't you? We definitely have to get you out of this fairy tale business. Now, swing me around toward the others, and I'll reintroduce you, let us hope for the last time." Wuntvor did as the sword bade, turning the blade toward his companions, who all seemed to have fallen to the ground. "Oh, dear," the sword moaned. "Everyone seems to be asleep. How can we escape when everyone is asleep?" Wuntvor frowned. Cuthbert was correct. The entire company was quietly snoring, surrounded by half-eaten apples. "Oh, well," Cuthbert continued. "I suppose I'll identify them all anyway. It'll save time when they're done with their nap. Point me from left to right, will you? Yes, there's Hendrek the warrior and Snarks the demon, and Alea is the damsel's name. That large reptile in the middle is called Hubert. Oh, yes, and the wolfs name is Jeffrey, but you don't have to worry about him. I'm afraid he wouldn't make much of a companion. His appetite would get in the way. "Oh, dear." Cuthbert hesitated before speaking again, his voice much less certain. "I'm afraid I don't recognize the gentleman standing over on the far right." The sword glowed faintly, as if it might illuminate the stranger. "If you might come a 150 little bit forward, sir? I'm afraid we swords don't see all that well in the moonlight." "Gladly," replied a voice that sounded like dead leaves blowing in the wind. "Oh, dear," the sword remarked. "I believe I recognize him now." So did Wuntvor. EIGHTEEN A wizard always attracts a crowd. The minute magic starts, huge quantities of people are attracted, all asking questions and jostling for a better view. It is not considered good form, however, to use your magic to banish these masses and give yourself quieter working conditions. Rather you should accept your lot, and consider the publicity value of spells performed before a large and grateful public. And of course, performing magic becomes even more fulfilling when you have already charged a nominal admission fee. --The Teachings of Ebenezum, VOLUME V I came to my senses all at once. It was amazing the way Death could do that for me. 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